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The sessions are short but uncomfortable, and the process stings. "It’s more painful than getting a tattoo but less painful than my marriage," Amanda jokes.

Killer hosts.

She also claimed she was offended by the show's "sexual vulgarity" and "crude jokes."

Poppy's about to pop!

Fans, pundits and everyone else had nearly 50 years to prepare themselves for Friday morning's announcement — and they didn't disappoint.

"I told him that acting is not just talking, it's also listening. I told him about marks," she teased.

He also told the crowd not to be "discouraged" in a "very difficult time" in the industry.

Two jokes cut from the same hand.

A Telsa manager was fired after critiquing Tesla's "deafening" silencing regarding chief executive Elon Musk's social media posts that refer to Nazi leaders.

Stone once received some lightheaded advice from late novelist and actress Jackie Collins: "After 40, never get on top and never wave goodbye.”

This one slips out of its leash and never looks back.

Jack has jokes!

Bradley has been friends with Thomas since 2019.

Lady Gaga made her acting career the center of the jokes in her Saturday Night Live monologue — roasting her own movie, “Joker 2,” which flopped historically hard in theaters last fall.

Isaacs calls the scene "a good TV moment."

"That's what happens when you tell a motherf--ker they have to mow a lawn. All of a sudden, they don't want those shoes," Affleck quipped.

Josh Hart got chuckles in the locker room Monday night because the best jokes are tinged with truth. And this was his response to the question of why the defense has improved lately: "JB's not out there."

"The idea that we all now have to dig deep to help the richest man in the world who’s down to his last $324 billion sell cars is preposterous," he said.

Prince William has jokes!

"They want more money, they want a lot more money, so we'll see what happens."